Sunday, April 10, 2022

Ten Bold Cover Tunes Part XIII: Reggae Versions Of Classics

Reggae music, a genre inspired primarily by the rhythms of Africa, American rhythm and blues, and the traditional folk music of the Caribbean, never quite caught on in the United States. The late, great Bob Marley was a rare example of a reggae artist who had multiple hit albums in the States. British New Wave Bands of the 1980s like the Police and Punk band like the Clash were able to get reggae beats on American FM radio, but by and large the genre still remains obscure over here. 

There have been a number of great (or at least intriguing) reggae versions of classic songs. Below are 10 of them. I especially like it when rock bands adopt a reggae style when covering a tune, but I also appreciate it when reggae bands apply their style to a rock tune. The list below has both types represented. Here they are: 

#10 The Abyssinians cover of Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind." Dylan's classic civil rights movement anthem always had a sermonic quality to it. The Abyssinans' roots reggae style is sermonic by design, and as such they end up with a powerful, beautiful version on the song. 

#9 Eric Clapton, Swing Low Sweet Chariot (Traditional hymn). In the early 1970s British rocker Eric Clapton had an international hit with his cover of Bob Marley's reggae classic "I Shot The Sheriff." In 1975 he recorded a version of the traditional Christian spiritual "Swing Low Sweet Chariot," demonstrating a mastery of the reggae genre in the same way he had mastered blues in the 1960s. (Note to people who cannot separate art and politics: yes, I know that Clapton has been a Covidiot the last few years.). 

#8 Frank Zappa, Ring of Fire. During a concert stop in Germany in 1988, Zappa and his band by chance were staying in the same hotel as Johnny Cash. Zappa got Cash to agree to perform on stage with his band, but apparently June Carter Cash got ill so Johnny could not attend. Instead, Frank's band did a reggae version of "Ring of Fire." It's pure Zappa in how it weds sublime musicianship with satire. 

#7 The Clash, "Junco Partner". As their music became more overtly political and international in the late 1970s and early 1980s, the Clash turned to reggae as a vehicle to express their views and emotions. Their cover of "Junco Partner," a classic New Orleans blues tune originally recorded by James Waynes, is a remarkable rendition of a song about a "worthless" man. 

#6 UB 40, Red, Red Wine. Neil Diamond's original recording of "Red, Red, Wine" from the 1960s is one of his most underrated songs. It's one of the great heartbreak songs of all time, evoking all the misery that anyone who's ever suffered through a breakup can immediately identify with. UB 40's upbeat reggae version in 1983 brought the tune back into the public consciousness. 

#5: Bob Dylan, Don't Think Twice, It's Alright. Bob Dylan's cover of his own classic folk song appeared as a reggae version in his "Live at Budokan" album of 1979. No doubt the Japanese audience must have been intrigued by the reggae treatment. This is not Dylan's best work by a longshot, but what I like about it is that he took a risk to do something radically different. There's nothing worse, IMHO, then a popular recording artist who performs the same songs in the same "safe" way year after year. 

#4 Devo, Satisfaction. The alternative 1970s/1980s band Devo were known and admired for the wackiness they brought to rock. I'm not really even sure if this version would be considered reggae by music purists, but it certainly has the same beat pattern. Devo claims that they actually met Mick Jagger in New York and played him the record before releasing it, and he allegedly claimed it was his favorite version. 


#3 Joss Stone, "Here Comes The Sun". British soul crooner Joss Stone is such a fantastic singer it is difficult to imagine her doing a poor cover of anything. Her version of the Beatles' classic "Here Comes the Sun" appeared on a reggae tribute album for Nina Simone. It's amazing and ends up honoring not just Nina, but also the Beatles and the reggae genre.  

 #2 Shaggy, "In The Summertime." People of a certain age will remember Mungo Jerry's 1970 "In the Summertime" as a kind of baby boomer anthem of carefree living. Jamaican-American artist Shaggy's 1995 cover  updated the tune for Generation X, keeping its humor intact while making it much more danceable. 

Shaggy, In the Summertime


#1 Soul Asylum, "I Can See Clearly Now". Here's an example of a rock and roll band trying to cover an actual reggae song. It ends up sounding like a rock band imitating a reggae band imitating a rock band playing reggae. Or something like that. I love it. 

Soul Asylum, I Can See Clearly Now 

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Friday, April 01, 2022

Russia/Ukraine: A Nuanced View With Dr. Michael Jasinski

Mainstream American media coverage of contemporary wars relies on a simplistic "good guys v. bad guys" framing. The lack of nuance in reporting leads to an Orwellian nightmare in which reporters and/or commentators caught deviating from the official narrative are marginalized, called traitors, and/or removed from digital platforms. Americans and western Europeans have no difficulty recognizing and--rightly--condemning censorship in Putin's Russia. Yet many so-called "liberals" will cheer as principled critics of American empire (e.g. Abby Martin, Lee Camp, Chris Hedges) have years worth of programming removed from digital platforms in an instant. 

Chris Hedges was part of a New York Times team that won a 2002 Pulitzer Prize for their explanatory reporting on global terrorism. He was forced to leave the paper because of its enabling of the Iraq war. Shunned from mainstream US media, Hedges produced a brilliant, Emmy nominated program called "On Contact" for RT. Recently YouTube deleted the entire archive of the show from its platform, even though Hedges is no more kind to Putin than he has been to American administrations. Hedges refers to having one's work deleted by digital censors as being "disappeared". He says: 

"The Ukraine war, which I denounced as a 'criminal war of aggression' when it began, is a sterling example. Any effort to put it into historical context, to suggest that the betrayal of agreements by the West with Moscow, which I covered as a reporter in Eastern Europe during the collapse of the Soviet Union, along with the expansion of NATO might have baited Russia into the conflict, is dismissed. Nuance. Complexity. Ambiguity. Historical context. Self-criticism. All are banished." 

To try to un-banish the nuance, complexity, ambiguity, and historical context from the public sphere discussion of Russia/Ukraine, I interacted via email with Dr. Michael Jasinski, an Associate Professor of Political Science at the University of Wisconsin Oshkosh. Dr. Jasinski grew up behind the Iron Curtain in Poland, so he does not have to be lectured by anyone about what it means to resist totalitarianism. When he was 13, his family fled to America as refugees. Before coming to Oshkosh, he served in the US Military as a Russian language specialist. He earned his Bachelor's degree from Towson University, Master's in Russian and East European Studies from the University of Kansas, and Ph.D in International Affairs from the University of Georgia. 

Dr. Michael Jasinski

Dr. Jasinski is the author of two books:  Examining Genocides: Means, Motive, and Opportunity. New York: Rowman and Littlefield International (2017) and Social Trust, Anarchy, and International Conflict. New York: Palgrave Macmillan. (2011). His personal experience and scholarship make him someone that the national mainstream media should seek out actively for insight on the conflict. 

I asked Dr. Jasinski five questions about Russia/Ukraine that I have not seen answered or even addressed seriously in most news about the conflict that I read, see, and listen to. He graciously responded to all the questions. Below are his unedited responses: 

Media Rants: Much of the mainstream media coverage of the war, to me, seems to be rooted in the old Cold War frame featuring lovers of democracy and freedom standing up to Russian hegemony. What's missing from that frame? 

Dr. Jasinski: This is more of a conflict between conflicting visions of Ukraine than between democracy vs. authoritarianism. Ukraine is a big country whose territories have, at different points in history, belonged to the Russian Empire, Austro-Hungarian Empire, the Commonwealth of Poland and Lithuania, the Ottoman Empire, and of course USSR which in the end gradually put together the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic which then became the independent Ukraine after USSR’s break-up in 1991. But whereas some parts of Ukrainian SSR were never part of anything but the Russian Empire until administrative boundaries placed them inside Ukrainian SSR, others became part of it only after 1945 and were never governed from Moscow before. This process made Ukraine a de-facto multi-lingual, multi-religious, multi-cultural country with competing ideas of national identity across those regions.

To oversimplify matters somewhat for the sake of brevity, the concept of Ukrainian national identity with strong support in the country’s eastern and southern regions might be fairly described as “neo-Soviet”, on account of a large number of self-identified Russians living there, Crimea’s and Sevastopol’s important role as a Russian and Soviet outpost and stronghold, and the Soviet-era heavy industries built in the eastern parts of the country. The separatist Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics formed in 2014 are a reflection of that identity. The opposing “nationalist” idea which has strong support in central and especially western Ukraine aims at creating Ukraine as a monolingual ethno-state, a “Ukraine for Ukrainians” to the detriment of non-Ukrainian minorities.

These two conceptions of Ukraine have uneasily coexisted ever since the country’s independence but erupted into open warfare after the 2014 “Maidan Revolution” which represented a bid by the nationalists to permanently dominate Ukraine’s politics. To make matters worse, US and EU waded into that conflict in 2014, backing the “nationalists” and lauding the ouster of Yanukovych on the grounds he was a “Kremlin stooge”. That in turn prompted Crimea’s secession and annexation by Russia, and the outbreak of a separatist insurrection in eastern Ukraine that prompted first a Ukrainian military retaliation and then a Russian military intervention that resulted in the battles of the summer of 2014 and winter of 2014/15, followed by 8 years of low-intensity warfare.

Viktor Yanukovych was denounced by Ukrainian nationalists as a "Kremlin Stooge" and deposed during the 2014 Maidan Revolution. 

To give an idea of the intensity of conflict, the “neo-Soviets” treat Lenin and Ukrainians who served in the Red Army during World War 2 as national heroes of Ukraine. The “nationalist” heroes, on the other hand, include Nazi collaborators like Stepan Bandera, Roman Shukhevych, the Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists and the Ukrainian Insurgent Army, even the soldiers of the Waffen-SS Division Galizien. The depth of the 2014 political rupture is such that at the moment it is all but impossible to imagine Ukraine continue as a single sovereign state except by one of the two factions violently suppressing the other. 

2.  Russia's claim to be engaged in "denazification" of Ukraine is either marginalized or dismissed outright as Russian propaganda in most western media coverage of the conflict. Frequently we hear that Ukraine cannot harbor Nazis since President Zelensky himself is Jewish. Based on your knowledge of the region, how real is the Nazi presence in Ukraine? 

Ukraine definitely does have a “Nazi problem”, though at the same time it is not the Nazi Germany of the 1930s. There is no single “Fuehrer”, there is no totalitarian Nazi party of any note. There are, however, numerous civil society organizations and associated paramilitaries which have adopted elements of Nazi ideology and symbology, including the Azov Regiment (arguably the best known of them all, due to its Wolfsangel symbol and recruitment of foreign white supremacists), the Right Sector, the C14, and several others, who are not only tolerated but also trained and armed by Ukraine’s military and even foreign military instructors. Today’s Ukraine resembles the final years of Weimar Germany which retained the trappings of a parliamentary democracy but whose government made common cause with the NSDAP for the sake of combating Communists and Socialists. Likewise the post-2014 Ukraine governments made common cause with neo-Nazi entities for the sake of combating pro-Russia elements in Ukraine. Azov Regiment, in particular, was stationed in cities like Mariupol and Kharkiv explicitly to repress the ethnic Russian population of those cities.

In addition, official Ukrainian support for neo-Nazi paramilitaries meant that the ideology has spread into other parts of its national security establishment, including its armed forces, police, and intelligence services. The official Twitter feed of Ukraine’s National Guard, for example, posted a video of Azov Regiment soldiers greasing their ammunition with pork fat for use against Russia’s many Muslim soldiers, just to cite one of many similar examples. It’s easy to come across photos of ordinary Ukrainian soldiers wearing neo-Nazi or white supremacist badges, something unheard of prior to 2014. The official NATO Twitter feed had to pull down a post praising Ukraine’s female soldiers when someone pointed out one of the soldiers was clearly wearing a Black Sun badge on her uniform.

Therefore one should not dismiss these militias as being numerically or politically insignificant. It’s as if the US Army formed the KKK Brigade, the Proud Boys Brigade, the Aryan Nations Brigade, and several others along these lines, allowing them to propagate their respective ideologies and repress those opposed to them. One can readily imagine the chilling effect such formations would have on US politics and society. And let’s not forget that the “foreign volunteers” who have flocked to Ukraine to fight in these paramilitaries have big ideas for their own countries. They see Ukraine as a place to obtain training for what they view as an inevitable “racial holy war” back home.

Bringing up Zelensky’s Jewish ancestry as evidence Ukraine has no such problem makes about as much sense as saying that there is no problem with systemic racism in America, no need for BLM, after 8 years of Obama presidency. It’s worth noting that Israel has routinely condemned manifestations of neo-Nazism in Ukraine and has pointedly refused to send weapons to Ukraine or to impose economic sanctions on Russia. Zelensky’s appearance before the Knesset during which he appealed to them to protect Ukraine in the same way Ukrainians allegedly protected Jews during WW2 only led some of the Knesset deputies to note the large number of Ukrainian Nazi collaborators and participants in the Holocaust.

Ukraine President Zelensky addressing the Israeli Knesset. Some pundits have argued that because Zelensky is Jewish, Ukraine cannot be a safe zone for neo-Nazis

Zelensky certainly ran and won as a pro-peace candidate but that quickly changed after he was elected and made a visit to the front lines on the Donbass where he was insulted to his face by members of one of the neo-Nazi paramilitaries who made it clear they did not respect his authority. Worse, after that visit senior national security officials launched a public campaign arguing that any move in the direction of ending the war would be tantamount to capitulation and have dire consequences for anyone pursuing it. They succeeded in intimidating Zelensky who has not made any peace overtures since and even today adheres to a very hawkish line. I’m reminded of the fate of Anwar Sadat after the Camp David Accords and Yitzhak Rabin after Oslo Accords who were killed by their own side’s extremists because they “capitulated”. Should Zelensky sign a peace agreement on anything resembling Russia’s terms, he’ll likely suffer a similar fate at the hands of his own country’s nationalists. He seems to have been reduced to a figurehead, someone who rubber stamps decisions by Ukraine’s National Security and Defense Council which is dominated by nationalists.

3.  One thing that is almost impossible to learn from Western media is what the opposition to Mr. Putin within Russia actually stands for. From your knowledge of Russian politics, are the majority of Putin's opponents okay with a NATO presence in Ukraine? I personally support genuine "small-d democracy" movements in every country. What does that movement stand for in Russia? 

As in the case of Ukraine, it is also not an issue of democracy vs. autocracy. It’s an issue of Russia’s identity and role in the world. Vladimir Putin, other senior Russian government officials, and the political parties backing them, are broadly united in wanting a Russia that is a sovereign Great Power, not tolerating foreign interference in its domestic affairs and participating in international politics and the global economy on its own terms. Differences among parties and factions are over how to achieve that goal, not whether that goal ought to be pursued.

On the other hand, much of the so-called “non-systemic opposition”, people like Navalny, Sobchak, Kasyanov, Khodorkovsky, Kasparov, other people both in and out of Russia, favor a vision of the country as one integrated into the global economy even at the cost of its sovereignty and great power status. They argue Russia’s giving up on its great power ambitions would result in an improved standard of living for average Russians.  They are not opposed to NATO in Ukraine or anywhere else on the Soviet periphery, one prominent Russian blogger Ilya Varlamov even wrote an article titled “If we were defeated by NATO” which argued such defeat would be a blessing for Russia.

However, their popularity was low before the war and has now been diminished even further. First of all, “liberal” policies have been tried in the 1990s during the Yeltsin presidency, leading to the creation of the “oligarchs” and impoverishment of Russia’s urban, industrial middle classes. To this day, Yeltsin and every politician associated with him, including several of the oppositionists, remain very unpopular. Secondly, the freezes and arrests of Russian properties and assets in Western countries even when owned by private citizens, the calls to “permanently weaken” Russia, to try its leaders as war criminals, NATO’s supply of weapons to Ukraine in order to kill Russian soldiers, the presence of neo-Nazi paramilitaries who have committed atrocities both against the civilian population and Russian POWs, have rallied the Russian public around its government. Under current circumstances, arguing in favor of concessions to Ukraine or the West is not likely to be well received by a public whose sons and daughters are fighting a war against neo-Nazi-coddling Ukraine armed by NATO countries, by a public whose welfare is being threatened by Western sanctions, and might even result in criminal prosecution under laws adopted after February 24. After three decades of Russia’s gradual convergence with the West, we are now seeing a divergence that is unlikely to be reversed in the foreseeable future. I think it’s fair to say that Joe Biden not only “lost Ukraine”, he also lost Russia as a potential US partner, making it instead an increasingly close partner of China.

4.  As part of the fervor whipped up by the press, we are seeing a number of cases of Russian athletes, artists, and others threatened with losing their jobs if they do not sufficiently denounce Putin. To me, the Russophobia we've seen promoted in the press since 2016 has disturbing similarities to the Islamophobia we've seen since 2001. What's your take? 

Both 9/11 and Russia’s invasion of Ukraine showed the fragility and limitations of Western institutions. For all the claims of “universal values”, Western rule of law is not universal at all and does not apply to non-Westerners. 9/11 gave us widespread use of torture in places like Guantanamo, Bagram, Abu Ghraib, and CIA “black sites”, drone strikes, indefinite detentions, policies which likely would not have been adopted against terrorists who were white and Christian. After 2/24 we discovered that due process, presumption of innocence, property rights protections, the principle of individual rather than collective responsibility, may not apply if you are Russian. It turns out that you can be fired from your job, have your bank accounts frozen, properties confiscated, simply because you are Russian. The frenzy of Russophobic sentiment and policies, their speed and scope to the point of disqualifying Russian cat breeds from international competitions, have some disturbing similarities to the Kristallnacht and they set a precedent. Moreover, the current bout of Russophobia has inflicted tremendous reputational damage on US and European institutions. If you are a Latin American, an African, a Middle-Easterner, an Asian, would you be willing to trust Western banks, Western governments with your property, your livelihood, and even your personal safety knowing that all of that can be taken from you in the same way it was taken from so many Russians residing abroad? Do you really want to store your wealth in dollars and euros subject to the whims of Western politicians? I expect this will have long-term global economic consequences far greater than human rights abuses after 9/11.

5.  Finally, if someone is looking for nuanced views of Russia/Ukraine that do not feature simplistic "good v. evil" frames, where can they find it? 

There are several independent media outlets that have provided nuanced reporting of the sort wholly missing from mainstream media, including from NPR and PBS. For more in-depth reporting on the Russia-Ukraine conflict, I would recommend MintPress News which has run a large number of well researched stories, including one tracing the development of Zelensky’s relationship with neo-Nazi paramilitaries:

https://www.mintpressnews.com/ukraine-jewish-president-zelensky-made-peace-neo-nazi-paramilitaries/279862/

Another site I highly recommend is nakedcapitalism.com, particularly its daily Links and Water Cooler features that aggregate some of the most important stories of the day, and which also run feature articles on relevant Russia-related topics. For example on the effect of the Russia-Ukraine war on US-Mexico relations that shows the resentment felt in the “Global South” due to high-handed Western policies toward Russia:

https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2022/03/us-mexico-relations-hit-new-low-over-russia-ukraine-conflict.html

Tuesday, March 01, 2022

The Blast Bonus and Other Ways to Build Baseball Back Better

Back in 2015 I wrote a Media Rant called "Sports Journalism Sucks." Somehow in seven years since it's actually gotten suckier. Proof? Talk to people who rely on mainstream media for news and ask them what the major league baseball lockout is all about. The honest among them will say something like, "I don't have a fucking clue." The rest will repeat back mainstream media clichés: "it's a pissing contest between greedy players and greedy owners," "no one cares about the fans," "I don't know but I will be pissed off if they delay opening day," etc. 

The best piece I've seen on the lockout is by ESPN's Jeff Passan. He writes: "Major League Baseball is in a crisis of its own making, a self-inflicted wound borne of equal parts hubris, short-sightedness and stubbornness from a class of owners who run the teams and seemingly have designs on running the game into the ground." That baseball finds itself in this position, according to Passan, "is no accident. It is a study in the consequences of bad behavior -- of indignities big and small, of abiding by the letter of the law while ignoring its spirit and, worst of all, of alienating those who make the sport great . . . The players are angry at the trajectory of the negotiations, which have inched along for almost a year with little demonstrable progress. More than that, they're tired of the game they love saying, in ways both active and passive, it does not love them back."  (Listen to an interview with Jeff Passan HERE.). 

Team owners locked out the players on December 2, 2021. As of 3/1/22 the lockout is the second longest in baseball history, surpassed only by the strike year of 1994/95. As of this writing, the League has set a deadline of 5 p.m. on March 1st for a deal to be reached in order to avoid canceling regular season games. 

The issues dividing the owners and the players are no doubt difficult. Amateur draft lotteries, competitive balance tax thresholds, service time manipulation, salary arbitration eligibility, revenue sharing, bonus pools, intentional tanking, minimum salary, and others are not easy to explain in two minute television and radio packages. But the failure to cover such issues adequately allows most team owners to remain virtually anonymous even as they wield monopoly power giving them significant advantages in talks with the players' union. 

Regardless of how the negotiations end, we know that team owners will continue to amass huge profits. Minor league players, who are among the most exploited workers in the country, will continue to be treated like crap. The shameful exploitation of players in Latin American baseball "academies" will remain invisible and get worse. And to add insult to injury, in 2022 we will probably see commercial advertising on major league team jerseys. That will only add to the owners' bottom line at the same time they continue to price out the average fans. 

Baseball needs to build back better. 

The moral shortcomings of MLB are inexcusable in any context, but they get magnified when you consider the fact that the modern game just isn't very exciting. As noted by Jeff Passan, "There is ample room for improvement to the sport itself, which has grown too plodding for a wide swath of young, would-be fans who regard it as slow and boring." Offense-crippling shifts, high strikeout rates, unlimited pitching changes, interminable instant replay decisions, and other factors have conspired to make the 21st century game a bore. If I were the baseball commissioner, an owner, or a players' union rep, here are ten reforms I'd advocate for: 

1. Ban The Infield Shift:  Imagine a player spending his formative years mastering the third base position, only to find out that when he gets to the major leagues he'll move to short right field whenever a lefty power hitter comes up. The extreme shifts not only make a mockery of the spirit of the game, but they also wreck careers. Phillies' slugger Ryan Howard had his career derailed by the shift, as did the Reds' Jay Bruce and many others. 

Here's an example of what has become a typical shift in MLB. With a left-handed power hitter at the plate, literally the entire defense except the left fielder is on the right side of second base

Last year Tom Verducci wrote about Jay Bruce as a representative anecdote of shift madness in a great piece for Sports Illustrated. He concluded, "Seven years of evidence is enough. The shift is harming baseball and must go. The career of Jay Bruce—what it was and what it could have been—is the canary in the coal mine. It is too late for Bruce, but not for the next generation of hitters—and fans."

2. Three Foul Balls After Two Strikes And You're Out: Since ending the infield shift would help batters, we have to do something to help the pitchers too. Under the current rules, if a batter bunts the ball foul with two strikes, he's out. Most batters do not bunt with two strikes, and very frequently they hit numerous foul balls before getting a hit, striking out, or walking. This drives up the pitcher's pitch count and makes a pitching change more likely. 

After two strikes, I would allow the batter two more foul balls. On the third foul ball, he's out. This would not only reduce pitch counts and help minimize bullpen usage, but it would also speed up the game. I mean is anyone really impressed by at-bats of eight or more pitches? In 2018 the Giants' Brandon Belt had a 21-pitch at-bat (including 16 foul balls) that ended in a fly-out. Belt's at-bat was a little over 13-minutes long, roughly the same length as Iron Maiden's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." If I'm going to suffer through a headbangable 13-minutes, I'd rather that it be with Iron Maiden. 

Increase Roster Size to 30:  The 25-man (now 26) roster has been one of those sacred cows in baseball for decades. The 25-man roster probably made sense when there were far fewer teams and much less travel. Today, the 162-game schedule is grueling, and with teams carrying so many pitchers there just are not enough position players on the bench. I think a 30-man roster would extend the careers of some of the games stars by making it easier to give them days off. Just as important, an expanded roster would allow players trapped in the minor leagues to get a shot at big league playing time. Yes it would cost the owners more money, but that's always the weakest argument against reform. 

4. Tie After Ten Innings: The last two years MLB experimented with placing a "ghost runner" on second base during extra innings in an attempt to increase the chances that games would end at a reasonable time. I'm not a fan of the ghost runner (it seems a bit too little leagueish), but I also don't find anything particularly appealing about 12, 13, or 14 inning games. I suggest that during the regular season MLB add a Tie column to the standings. All games would go a maximum of 10 innings. If there is no winner after 10 innings, the game is officially in the record books as a tie. Shorter games protect the health of the position players, and the modern fan really is not all that impressed by games that don't get settled until midnight or later. The tie provision would be suspended in the postseason playoffs and World Series so that no more than 5 or 7 games would have to be played in any round. 

5. Universal Designated Hitter: The National League has steadfastly refused to adopt the designated hitter even though we have the absurd situation of pitchers who have not hit since high school having to go up to the plate against people throwing 98-mile-per-hour fastballs. It does look like the Universal DH will in fact be tried out in 2022, so at least one item on this list will become reality! 

6. Position Player Designated Hitter: When the American League incorporated the Designated Hitter in the 1970s, one of the major reasons was to bring more offense to the game. All these years later, offense is once again in need of a boost. I suggest that in addition to having the standard DH in their lineup, each team also be allowed to have one Position Player Designated Hitter (PPDH).  Suppose, for example, the Yankees conclude that catcher Gary Sanchez's defense is hurting them behind the plate. Under the PPDH rule, they could have backup catcher Kyle Higashioka play the field while Sanchez would be the PPDH. The PPDH would not have to play the same position as the person he is PPDHing for. (For example, the Yankees could have Higashioka catch and make Aaron Judge the PPDH).  

I know that the PPDH sounds radical, but so did the DH rule back in the day. The PPDH would not only enhance offense, but it would also extend the careers of the star players. Players would be able to get breaks from playing defense without having to give up their bat. 

7.  The Save Goes to the Highest Leverage Reliever:  Imagine this scenario. A relief pitcher comes into the game in the 8th inning with a one run lead. He faces the heart of the opposing team's lineup, gets out of the inning and keeps the lead. Then in the 9th inning a new pitcher comes in (the "closer"), faces the weakest part of the opposing team's lineup and gets the three outs necessary to win the game for his team. Under the current rules, the closer gets the "save" while the 8th inning guy only gets a "hold."  But who really saved that game? The 8th inning guy who faced the heart of the lineup or the closer who faced the inferior bats? 

My suggestion is to allow the official scorer of the game to decide who gets the save. The official scorer should make his/her decision based on a judgement of which pitcher faced the most high leverage situation. It might turn out, for example, that a relief pitcher who came in  the game in the 6th inning with the bases loaded, no outs and two runs already in deserved the save if he shut the door on any more runs. This reform suggestion would be great for middle-relief pitchers who never get treated well in contract negotiations because they don't have the prestigious "save" label in their stats. 

8. Four Pitcher Maximum: The growth of the relief "specialist" (i.e. the guy who comes in to throw one inning) has increased the number of pitchers per game. As a consequence, we've seen longer games, more strikeouts, and reduced offense. Excessive pitching changes added to the extreme shifts in the field are probably the two factors most responsible for making the game as boring as it is today. 

In 2019 Nate Silver of 538.com wrote a great piece on how "relievers have broken baseball." From the piece comes this chart showing how much the number of pitchers per game has increased over the years

My suggestion is to limit each team to a maximum of four pitchers per game. If a team chooses to use more than 4 pitchers, the opposing team would get 1 run for each additional pitcher. So if a team uses 6 pitchers, they are giving up 2 runs. The four pitcher maximum rule would result in starting pitchers going deeper into games, and would also revive the lost art of middle relief pitching (i.e. the guy who comes in to the game and pitches 3-4 innings). Fewer pitchers would also speed up the game. 

9. Instant Replay Reform: For me, one of the real charms of baseball "back in the day" were the arguments between managers and umpires. Managerial giants like Earl Weaver, Leo Durocher, Billy Martin, and Lou Piniella became famous for their antics. Instant replay has eliminated most of that. Call me old-fashioned, but I would much rather watch Billy Martin kick dirt on an umpire than watch two headphone-clad umpires for two minutes as they await the replay call from a New York studio. It's also not clear that instant replay has had much impact on the overall won-loss records of teams. Without instant replay, each team probably benefits from blown calls as much as they suffer from them; it's a wash. 

Instead of banning instant replay, I would limit it to high stakes calls occurring in the 7th inning or later. By "high stakes" I mean a call that resulted in a lead change. So if it's the bottom of the 8th inning at Fenway Park and J.D. Martinez is called safe at home on a questionable call to give the Red Sox the lead over the Yankees, then that would be a perfectly appropriate use of instant replay. For innings before the 7th, let's give the game back to the umpires and hopefully see a return of the colorful managers. 

10. The Blast Bonus: In baseball, the "tape measure" home run is worth same number of runs as the "cheapie" that barely gets over the fence. Maybe it's time to change that. My proposal is that if the projected home run distance of a ball is 450 feet or greater, the hitter's team would get a "blast bonus" of an additional run. At the end of the season, the player responsible for getting his team the most Blast Bonuses would receive the "Mantle" award for his efforts. (Mickey Mantle of the New  York Yankees hit the first home run that was called a tape measure.) 

I think the Blast Bonus, like the previous suggestions, would add an element of fun to the game that is missing in the current version. Major League Baseball cannot truly build back better until it's rescued from the clutches of greedy owners and the league officials that enable them. But until that happens, can't we at least make the game fun again? 

Tuesday, February 01, 2022

On Filibusters: Silent vs. Civic

February 2, 2022 Update:  One of the points this post makes is that corporate special interests support senators that abuse the "silent" filibuster. Found out yesterday from independent journalist Judd Legum that a number of corporations that sent out celebratory "Black History Month" tweets have actually given big sums of $$$ last year to Senators who silent filibustered the recent voting rights legislation. Examples:

*Microsoft donated $135K to Senators who filibustered voting rights.
*Verizon donated 126K
*Google donated 99K
*Dell donated 41K
*Amazon donated 30K
*Meta (Facebook) donated 27K
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February of 2022 marks the eleventh anniversary of fourteen Wisconsin Senate Democrats fleeing to Illinois rather than allow then-Governor Scott Walker's union busting "budget repair" bill to move forward. Though the bill ultimately passed and the Democrats' actions technically weren't a filibuster, as a practical matter the Senators' Illinois sojourn was filibusteresque in impact: a final vote on [what most Democrats perceived to be] a horrible piece of legislation was delayed, allowing citizens across the state more time to learn about and speak out against it. Delay tactics also enabled a massive protest movement to occupy the city of Madison, and generated needed attention toward labor issues in the national media. In other words, the filibuster/delay tactics were an act of civic responsibility.  Most Democrats loudly cheered.  

Jimmy Stewart's legendary fictional filibuster in "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" (1939) is a far cry from the "silent" filibuster that now rules the Senate

I bring this up because the Democrats' current mantra that we should "end the filibuster" in the United States Senate in order to pass voting rights legislation is somewhat disingenuous, not well argued, and would rob the Democrats of a responsible tactic that will probably be needed to delay Republican zaniness if and when the GOP regains the Senate majority. What the Democrats REALLY want--and what in fact ALL citizens should want--is an end to the "silent" filibuster that has been deployed repeatedly and mastered by Republican Senate leader Mitch McConnell. McConnell's filibuster management, which makes a mockery of Senate parliamentary rules and is the opposite of civic responsibility, only requires the opponents of a bill to announce that not enough of them are willing to join the supporters to meet the 60 vote threshold necessary to end debate. This sham of a filibuster--which does not require Senators to speak on the floor of the Senate for even a minute to defend their position and delay a vote, effectively kills most legislation without those allegedly "filibustering" even having to break a sweat.  

From the fact that McConnell's abuse of the filibuster is anti-democratic and robs the US Senate of any claim it might have to being the "greatest deliberative body in the world," IT DOES NOT FOLLOW that all uses of the filibuster are created equal. Let me give a hypothetical example: 

Suppose the Republicans take control of the House of Representatives and attain a 51-49 majority in the Senate. Without Democrats being able to filibuster, the Republicans could do pretty much anything with a simple majority. Let's say they put forward a hypothetical bill S.2025; the "Rescuing America's Environment Act" which abolishes the Environmental Protection Agency and defunds the Superfund program that helps pay for cleanup of contaminated industrial sites. Without a filibuster, the Democrats would have to hope that the White House is occupied by a Democrat who could veto the legislation. But what if the Republicans control the Congress AND the White House? The option then might be to go the Supreme Court and get S.2025 voided on Constitutional grounds (good luck with that given the makeup of the current Court.).  

Be honest Democrats: in the scenario I just raised, is it really unreasonable to require the Republicans to get nine Democrats to vote for "cloture" (thus having the 60 votes necessary to close debate) before a monstrous piece of legislation like S.2025 could become law? Of course not. But the problem is that under the current system, Democratic Senate leader Chuck Schumer would only have to mimic McConnell, announce that there are not enough votes to get to 60, and effectively kill the legislation. Not one Democrat would have to take to the floor of the Senate to offer a passionate plea against the bill. At that point, the same people outraged at McConnell's use of the silent filibuster to kill voting rights would PRAISE Schumer for doing the exact same thing on the environmental legislation. 

The silent filibuster allows elected members of the House and Senate to grandstand on bills that will never pass, and then go into their districts or states and accuse the other side of not allowing anything to get done. Worse, the entire process is exploited by wealthy special interests to maintain control over elected officials. Case in point: the US Chamber of Commerce explicitly endorses the silent filibuster and sends a not-so-subtle warning to Senators that any vote to reform the filibuster rules will appear on a Chamber "scorecard." (Translation: "Hey Senator, you better keep the silent filibuster in place if you want direct payments and dark money to keep flowing to your campaign."). 

We need to replace the silent filibuster with what I call the "civic." The civic filibuster combines the Senate Chamber drama of Jimmy Stewart in "Mr. Smith goes to Washington" with the turbulence of the Wisconsin Senate's excursion to Illinois. Even a filibuster opposing decent legislation has positive civic impact. Think of the filibuster over the Civil Rights Act of 1964: Southern Senators prevented the Act from becoming law for sixty days. During that time, Martin Luther King, Jr. and other Civil Rights movement leaders were able to bring awareness to the proceedings, grow their activist pool, and convince large numbers of White Americans of the moral bankruptcy of the most vocal filibusterers. Meanwhile, the overt racists and "moderates" opposing the Bill discovered during the filibuster that their support was not quite as strong across the nation as they thought. 

Contrast that with the silent filibuster we just experienced in relation to voting rights legislation. Republican Senators--every bit as morally bankrupt in 2022 as their forefather Civil Rights Act filibusterers were in 1964--only had to follow Mitch McConnell's order to refuse to vote to close debate. All but the most extreme Trumpist fringe will now agree that the opponents of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 were wrong, but AT LEAST those who filibustered at that time displayed the courage of their convictions. They took to the floor of the Senate in open defiance of civil rights legislation; they made no attempt to hide behind obscure parliamentary rules. Today's voting rights opponents, in contrast, are mere cowards, silently killing legislation while giving a wink and nod to their corporate masters. 

President Biden has opined that the Senate should return to the old fashioned "talking filibuster" in which a single senator holds the floor for hours at at time. What I am calling the "civic" filibuster requires the talking component, but it also has an intentional small-d democratic component. That is, it seeks not just to delay passage of a bill, but to empower citizens outside the Senate chambers to raise their voices and rally in their own communities. A good example of what I am talking about is former Texas State Senator Wendy Davis' 2013 filibuster of an anti-abortion bill in the state legislature. While Davis held the floor for 13 hours, citizens rallied in and outside of the legislative chambers, on social media, and in locations across the state. Even Republican Senator Bob Deuell, one of the sponsors of the legislation Davis was working to defeat, called her filibuster the "music of democracy." 

In 2013 Texas State Senator Wendy Davis' 13-hour filibuster against anti-choice legislation inspired activism inside and outside the chamber, becoming the "music of democracy." 

In short, Democrats err when they call for the total elimination of the Senate filibuster. Yes, the silent filibuster needs to be eliminated. President Biden is right that the talking filibuster must be returned, but it must be more than a partisan game; it must be transformed into a civic event. Let's close by highlighting the differences between the silent filibuster and the civic filibuster: 

*The silent filibuster is anti-democratic, rooted in hyper-partisan politics, secretive, and fully endorsed by wealthy special interests that rule Washington. 

*The civic filibuster is pro-democracy, places principle over partisanship, is maximally transparent, and is a nightmare for Washington's wealthy special-interest overlords. 

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Ten Bold Cover Tunes Part XII: Theme From Peter Gunn Edition

Welcome to another edition of Ten Bold Cover Tunes. (See the links below for access to previous editions.). 

One of the most important songs in the history of rock-and-roll is bandleader Henry Mancini's "Theme From Peter Gunn." Peter Gunn was a private-eye television series that ran from 1958-1961. Mancini won an Emmy and a few Grammy awards for the soundtrack, and the music became more memorable than the actual show. 

The great Henry Mancini, known mostly for jazzy soundtracks, composed and recorded a rock classic with "Theme From Peter Gunn" in 1959

Because he was thought of mostly as a jazz composer, few in 1959 considered "Theme From Peter Gunn" to be a rock-and-roll song. Thirty years later in his 1989 autobiography, Mancini revealed the rock roots of the song: 

The Peter Gunn title theme actually derives more from rock and roll than from jazz. I used guitar and piano in unison, playing what is known in music as an ostinato, which means obstinate. It was sustained throughout the piece, giving it a sinister effect, with some frightened saxophone sounds and some shouting brass. The piece has one chord throughout and a super-simple top line. 

Henry Mancini's Original Theme From Peter Gunn

I believe the Theme From Peter Gunn is important in the history of rock-and-roll for three main reasons. First, it helped to establish that purely instrumental music could be included in the rock genre; the instrument only style would later proliferate in the surf era (early 1960s) and then the progressive rock era of the 1970s. Second, the song was a breath of fresh air for AM radio. By 1959, mostly because of racist pressures, radio programmers banished the early rock stars like Chuck Berry and Little Richard and replaced them with sappy "teen idol" music (think Frankie Avalon and Fabian) that did not offend bigots or parents (the bigot and the parent were often the same person). Third, Theme From Peter Gunn has some nasty horn playing that helped keep brass in the rock genre at a time when it was gradually being phased out in favor of the basic garage band guitar/bass/drum framework. To this very day rock has a kind of love/hate relationship with horns--songs like Theme From Peter Gunn helped to guarantee that brass would never completely disappear from the genre. 

Covering any song, as the Ten Bold Cover Tunes series has pointed out repeatedly, is no easy task. Covering an instrumental is doubly difficult, as the "personality" of rock songs is typically thought of in terms of vocal stylings. In order to cover an instrumental successfully, the cover artist has to find a way to stay true to the melody, but bring something fresh to the effort so that listeners don't experience the aural equivalent of watching someone paint a moustache on the Mona Lisa. In other words, when covering an instrumental the danger of dishonoring the original is quite high. 

Below are ten cover versions of Theme From Peter Gunn that, in my humble view, honor the original tune while bringing something fresh to it. In no particular order: 

#10 Guitar Hero Version: Roy Buchanan. The late Roy Buchanan, one of the most underrated guitar players in history (his name should be mentioned along with Hendrix, Clapton, Beck, Page, and Van Halen) was known for his gritty riffs and wailing solos. Theme From Peter Gunn was the perfect vehicle for his style. 

Roy Buchanan Live: Theme From Peter Gunn

#9 Progressive Rock Version: Emerson, Lake & Palmer. Keith Emerson's legendary keyboard chops were on full display when progressive rock icons ELP incorporated Theme From Peter Gunn into their set list in the late 1970s. They introduced an entirely new generation of listeners to the tune--many thought it was an ELP original. 

ELP Live: Theme From Peter Gunn


#8 Soul Version: The Blues Brothers. The soundtrack to the iconic 1980 Dan Aykroyd/John Belushi Blues Brothers movie featured some of the best musicians from the Memphis Stax records label. The band recorded a version of Theme From Peter Gunn that stayed true to Mancini's original while simultaneously sounding like a Booker T & the MGs revival. 

The Blues Brothers: Theme From Peter Gunn

             

#7 Vocal Version: Joe Jackson. Lyrics to Theme From Peter Gunn were actually added in 1965 by composers Jay Livingston and Ray Evans. The great Sarah Vaughn then did a vocal version of it in that year. I personally prefer British New Wave artist Joe Jackson's 2019 version. Not only is Joe Jackson still in great voice (he has been performing and recording since the late 1970s), but his band absolutely kicks ass in this number. 

Joe Jackson Theme From Peter Gunn

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#6 Disco Version: Deodato. Eumir Deodato, the Brazilian multi-instrumentalist arranger and producer, rode the disco wave with this 1976 version of Theme From Peter Gunn. It's actually one of the most fun versions of the tune ever recorded, and of course the most danceable. 

Deodato: Theme From Peter Gunn
 

#5 Surf Version: Dick Dale. Jimi Hendrix listed Dick Dale as among his biggest influences. Listen to Dale's version of Theme From Peter Gunn and you will know why. "The father of surf guitar" brings Peter Gunn to the beach in a raucous, raunchy, memorable version of the tune. 


#4 Jazz Version: Dave Grusin. In terms of sheer innovation and originality, pianist/arranger Dave Grusin's version of the tune might be the best on the list. If Henry Mancini had decided to stick to his jazz roots in 1959 instead of producing a rock number, the end result might have been what Grusin came up with many years later. Truly amazing. 


#3 Synth Pop Version: The Art of Noise Featuring Duane Eddy. In 1986 British synth pop group The Art of Noise brought Peter Gunn into the MTV era. They invited guitar icon Duane Eddy (who had recorded his own version of the tune in 1959) to jam it with them, and the band won a Grammy Award for their efforts. 


#2 R & B Version: King Curtis. The late King Curtis was a saxophone wrecking machine, and played on a number of classic records including Aretha Franklin's version of "Respect." His sax playing does not disappoint on Theme From Peter Gunn. 


#1 Horniest Version: The Qatar Philharmonic Orchestra. I became aware of this version about 3 or 4 years ago, when I was searching online for Mancini's original version and came across Qatar's in the search results. It's really remarkable: ten horn players held together by a brilliant drummer. Great version.